Can we exercise out side in a park while adhering to social distancing?
卐 : NO

Ok what about just me and my wife talking a walk down our street?
卐 : NO

Walking Pets?
卐 : NO

Warm cooked Food from Shops?
卐 : NO

It’s winter soon can I buy warm clothes?
卐 : NO

I Need shoes mine are broken?
卐 : NO

Slippers?
卐 : NO

Alcohol?
卐 : NO

Cigarettes?
卐 : NO

I need a can opener to open my tinned beans?
卐 : NO

Let me buy paint and re-decorate my house?
卐 : NO

Fuck my lawn mower broke can I get spare parts for it?
卐 : NO

What about planting some new grass?
卐 : NO

My Window in the study broke can i  . .
卐 : NO

Can I stock up on opioids which kill millions of people?
卐 : 3 months worth, Yes and any time you want during this lockdown

Can I fill my house with prescription drugs and possibly kill myself with an overdose?
卐 : 3 Months worth, Yes and any time you want during this lockdown

What about food?
卐 : long pause . . . fuck ok then (sad face)