Can we exercise out side in a park while adhering to social distancing?
卐 : NO
Ok what about just me and my wife talking a walk down our street?
卐 : NO
Walking Pets?
卐 : NO
Warm cooked Food from Shops?
卐 : NO
It’s winter soon can I buy warm clothes?
卐 : NO
I Need shoes mine are broken?
卐 : NO
Slippers?
卐 : NO
Alcohol?
卐 : NO
Cigarettes?
卐 : NO
I need a can opener to open my tinned beans?
卐 : NO
Let me buy paint and re-decorate my house?
卐 : NO
Fuck my lawn mower broke can I get spare parts for it?
卐 : NO
What about planting some new grass?
卐 : NO
My Window in the study broke can i . .
卐 : NO
Can I stock up on opioids which kill millions of people?
卐 : 3 months worth, Yes and any time you want during this lockdown
Can I fill my house with prescription drugs and possibly kill myself with an overdose?
卐 : 3 Months worth, Yes and any time you want during this lockdown
What about food?
卐 : long pause . . . fuck ok then (sad face)